the end of the world is not near

It's hot today, 92 with humidity over 60% it was actually raining a bit and thundering a few minutes ago- but I don't think it will last, although we sure need the rain. I guess this is what I get for saying I am not afraid of global warming. It's supposed to be warmer in the winter, not now. I still don't think gobal warming is going to be the diaster some alarmists say it will be, it will just be different. People may be killed but that is how nature balances itself. I don't believe all people will be killed, or even the majority of them. I think man contributed to a faster rate of warming but that it would have happened anyway and will happen regardless of what we do now. We have too high an opinion of what mankind can change about the natural order of things, whether it is nature or god in control. We need to take the lemons and make lemonade as the saying goes. Things are changing on earth. If it's getting warmer maybe the population can spread north, in the wilds of canada and siberia, where resources will be more abundant. Thats not to say we shouldn't practice treading lightly on the earth, conserving our resources is the only intelligent thing to do. But for heavens sake stop the noise about the destruction of the planet coming. We have a ton of problems to solve in just our own country, lets work on them instead of worrying about global warming.

Here's a crazy thought. Let's solve the Irag problem by moving all of one brand of muslims to Siberia, another to Canada and then taking over the country and its oil. We ought to get something for all the time and money we have sunk in that hole. See, global warming can be good. Nature is making a place for muslims. Maybe they'll be too worried about bears eating them to blow up their own innocent friends and neighbors as they go about their daily lifes. And they can drill for oil there too as the snow melts.

Well as you can see, heat makes Granny crabby. Here's another crazy thought. Let's send anyone who talks on a cell phone in public without it being an emergency to the far north too.
Send all these people north in SUV's and hummers and leave the cars there. Add to the traveling list anyone whose music or bass thump from music can be heard outside their car.
The north will be getting pretty crowded.

Now these are not my best ideas for solving the worlds problems. Let's just say I'm cranky today because of global warming.